baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

yangxiaolong-the-meddler:

ah you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that show! The way they all just [clenches fist] never resolve any plot points whatsoever

Ideal RoosterTeeth Podcast lineup

slavenewworld:

  • Gus
  • Gus
  • Gus
  • Gus
  • and
  • Gus
therealbitchpudding:

me shopping on taobao

therealbitchpudding:

me shopping on taobao

thechamberofsecrets:

have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

spookygym:

First of all, how dare you

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

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riverpheenix:

a friend watches breaking bad for the first time



steveholtvstheuniverse:

hdgunnell:

Gravity Falls Theme - Full version

Also known as the catchiest damn theme in the universe.

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell