LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
ah you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that show! The way they all just [clenches fist] never resolve any plot points whatsoever
me shopping on taobao
have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless
the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way
i think you mean “the police department”
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
First of all, how dare you
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
a friend watches breaking bad for the first time
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment