first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

ruinedchildhood:

I cant breathe

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

euo:

glitteringgoldie:

konnichiwa. steven spielberg desu.

I HAT EHTI SVIDEO

milliardo:

you know a weeb is a real fuckin weeb when you see them reblog a vague ass anime screencap without even any characters in it and tag it as the anime its from

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

how to make computer run faster

leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

korratic:

"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

Dear future

panerasexual:

thick thigh squad

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom